I’ve been home for Thanksgiving break for several days now, and I’m beginning to realize just how boring my life is without my newsreader, which is installed on my desktop at school. Alas, I did not install it on my laptop before I left.

Notice, however, that I didn’t say “I’m beginning to realize just how boring my life is without my social circle.”

That’s Generation Y for you. Just a sample, a trial, if you will. For the full (unrestricted) version, pick one of us up at your most convenient Obama rally. Don’t like homosexuals? Try a more conservative approach, and get our “Classic” versions at a Ron Paul or Mike Huckabee fundraiser near you!

Hey, let’s face it: With the dollar like it is, you need that Child Tax Credit and additional exemption (Tuition write-offs are available, too!).