Well, I hate long “About Me” pages, because I’m not sure many actually read them, and I’m certain no one actually cares. That said, I’ve employed those fancy <ol> </ol> tags to make a list of interesting facts about myself. I’ll add to it as I “discover myself,” as my parents might have said in their glory days.

1. According to Wikipedia, a bastion of scholarly integrity, I fall into the Generation Y, which are called the “Echo Boomers,” or Millennials.
2. I was born in 1986, so my subset of Generation Y (Did you know there are subsets? Who makes this crap up and gets paid for it?) is the Boomerang Generation.
3. Speaking of my generation, I’m convinced we’ll either be the best thing that ever happened to my nation, or its ruin. Cross your fingers and pray, but I’m pretty certain it’s the latter. Sorry, Mom.
4. I laugh at things most people don’t find funny at all, usually when no one’s around, in order to preserve social integrity.
5. I always put more fabric softener in the Downy Ball than I’m supposed to.
6. I’m pretty convinced that Yellowcard (Well, not the touchy-emo crap) and The Goo Goo Dolls were the best thing to ever happen to me.
7. I’m the son of two pastors, but no one’s perfect.